Wednesday, October 26, 2005
Sunday, October 23, 2005
Tuesday, October 18, 2005
Monday, October 17, 2005
Slightly Dystopic Future
"Which DVD Standard is right for me?"
"Teacher's sick. We're mostly teaching ourselves now. I'm ten and take care of kindergarten. I learn from my older sister because Mom and Dad forgot how to read."
"Another home run. Gosh, I guess that means steak for dinner again. I feel sorry for all the poor kids who strike out all the time."
Monday, October 10, 2005
Wednesday, October 05, 2005
WEDNESDAY MORNING ROUNDUP
If my "boo" was ever incarcerated (inventing sources for a term paper, stealing the answer key for a big test, etc) the thing I would miss most about our relationship would be photographs of us, the preeminent happy couple, beyond the confines of jailhouse walls; there is just something so dull about prison visiting rooms. Sure, you could close your teary eyes and imagine hugging your jailbird in a ski lodge or a gazebo, but you might have to keep them shut for anywhere from five to twenty years!
Now there's a solution!
If you have no loved ones behind bars maybe first you should get a prison pen pal first.

EMOTIONAL PAIN

"Then one day I read 'Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus' and it was like a fog lifting from inside my head."
Now there's a solution!
If you have no loved ones behind bars maybe first you should get a prison pen pal first.

EMOTIONAL PAIN

"Then one day I read 'Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus' and it was like a fog lifting from inside my head."










